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May those that love us, love us.
And those that don’t love us, may God turn their hearts
And if he doesn’t turn their hearts
May he turn their ankles
So we’ll know them by their limping.


May you get all your wishes but one, so that you will always have something to strive for.


May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight on you.


Here’s to you and here’s to me
Friend’s may we always be
But if by chance we disagree
Up yours! Here’s to me!


May You Have:
A world of wishes at your command
God and his Angels close at hand
Friends and family their love impart
And Irish blessings in your heart


May you always walk in sunshine
May you never want for more
May Irish Angels rest their wings right beside your door


May your Doctor never earn a dollar out of you
And may your heart never give out.
May the ten toes on your feet steer you clear of all misfortune.
And before you’re much older
May you hear much better toasts than this


May your troubles be as few and far between
As my grandmother’s teeth


As you slide down the banister of life
May the splinters never point in the wrong direction

May you always have work for your hands to do
May your pockets hold always a coin or two
May the sun shine bright on your window pane
May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain
May the hand of a friend always be near you
And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you


May the sun shine bright all day long
Everything go right and nothing go wrong
May those you love, bring love back to you
And May all the wishes you wish come true


Here’s wishing you the top o’ life without a single tumble
Here’s wishing you the smiles o’ life and not a single grumble
Here’s wishing you the best o’ life and not a claw about it
Here’s wishing you the joy o’ life and not a day without it


May your day be filled with blessings
Like the sun that lights the sky
And may you always have the courage
To spread your wings and fly


May your right hand always be stretched out in friendship
And never in want


May the cool rain quench your flowers thirst
Renew your spirit and wash your troubles away


May you be buried in a casket made from the wood of a 100 year old oak
That I shall plant tomorrow


Get on your knees and thank the Lord you’re on your feet


May your home always be too small to hold all your friends




May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the sun shine warm upon your face
May the rains fall short upon your fields
And until we meet again
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand


A sunbeam to warm you, Good luck to charm you
A sheltering Angel, So nothing can harm you
Laughter to cheer you, Faithful friends near you
And whenever you pray, Heaven to hear you


Drink is the curse of the Lord
It makes fight with your neighbor
It makes you shoot at your neighbor
It makes you miss